COLLEGE AU BOYS.

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💕 welcome to elympios college 💕

here at elympios college we maintain the highest educational standards and offer a wide range of extracurricular activities including an on-campus swimming pool, tennis court, and exceptionally large library.

make sure to join a fraternity for the full collegiate experience! we hold our fraternities to a strict behavioral code – three strikes and it is disbanded. but unfortunately the nia khera fraternity believes beer pong is an extracurricular activity and has wasted both the time and patience of the dean with multiple petitions.

it is with my pleasure to announce a friendly competition between our fraternities to encourage a healthy environment – whoever recruits the most new blood will get one strike removed from their record! the only fraternities with a strike are as follows:

nia khera - 2 (ambulance was called at a party because someone nearly drowned in the pool, lewd parade float, third one incoming for an unfortunate shampoo prank)

auj oule - 1 (agria and wingul had a drunken waga waga incident, it probably should have been two but the dean is a bit scared of gaius)

the rules are simple: one person cannot be a member of both fraternities, no hazing, and no intimidation. have fun! 💕💕💕💕💕