there are way too many characters in granblue fantasy

[gay4satan666]

you've stumbled into a nice and quaint coffee shop. it seemed nice until you were greeted by this stupid ass sign.



now you're thirsty, possibly hungry, and hopefully didn't need to get any work done. the barista near the register looks like he has painted a smile on his face and is fifteen minutes away from a complete nervous breakdown. perhaps he is concerned about disappointing his idealistic humanitarian husband? (not possible.) perhaps he is constipated? (maybe.) he's not telling. just do whatever you have to do and get out. but talk to each other in the meantime, i guess.

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[(Anonymous)]

[ yeah, it's pretty much functionally impossible to tag this because he's not going to talk to anyone, but just for the record? eustace is somewhere in the shop. he's using data. fuck you ]

[(Anonymous)]

[ beatrix steps inside, takes one look at the sign and leaves for the better coffee shop down the street. sorry eustace! feel free to follow her for a good time! ]

[aegismerge]

[ psssst. vira nudges sandalphon in the elbow. hard. ]

Sandalphon, this stupid sign of yours has to go. Customers are leaving. Now, should I be the one to tell Lucifer his idea was terrible, or will you do the honors?

[gay4satan666]

If you tell Lucifer that his idea is terrible, then I'm telling that blonde woman you have a girlfriend.

[ that stupid, awful sign makes lucifer happy. ugh. ]

[aegismerge]

You wouldn't do that. You could never let your precious Lucifer see you be so coldhearted.

[gay4satan666]

[ ugh. she has him there. lucifer seems to think the budding relationship between vira and the woman sandalphon thinks might be a cop is cute. vira's screwed if she's a cop though, and not in the way she's looking for. there's a fuck the police joke in here somewhere, but since he doesn't actually know for sure... ]

And you wouldn't tell him how bad his sign is because it would hurt his feelings and make him look pathetic.

[aegismerge]

[ he has her there! ]

Touché. Something has to be done about it, though. What if Katalina ditches this place to start going to the coffee shop down the street? You know the one.

[savor]

[ ^__^ ]

The sign seems to be a big success. Seeing our dear customers getting along so well warms my heart. Doesn't it warm your heart, Sandalphon?

[gay4satan666]

[ no one is speaking. people are leaving. sandalphon does not know how long that guy in the back has just been using data. but lucifer is happy, so... ]

Yeah. They're even talking about our shop on Twitter. I don't remember the link offhand, but I'll check again later.

[ he remembers. it was a viral mockery. he cannot let lucifer see this. ]

[savor]

To think that this little shop I opened up would become Twitter famous... I'm so happy. This seems to be just the change we needed. Of course, your skill with brewing the perfect cup of coffee is surely what keeps our customers coming back.

[ he's so proud of him! ]

I couldn't have done this without you, Sandalphon. Thank you.

[frostguardian]

[ katalina was so excited to see the now hiring sign on the door of her favorite coffee shop. she's too busy to work full time, but maybe they're accepting part time employees? she's just in line for her coffee right now. ]

[aegismerge]

[ vira always, always makes sure that she's the one to take katalina's coffee order. she has it memorized by now. actually, she's had it memorized since the very first time she walked in here.

today is no different. when katalina's at the counter, vira offers her the sweetest smile she can muster. ]

Why hello, Katalina! Your usual caramel macchiato today?