you've stumbled into a nice and quaint coffee shop. it seemed nice until you were greeted by this stupid ass sign.

now you're thirsty, possibly hungry, and hopefully didn't need to get any work done. the barista near the register looks like he has painted a smile on his face and is fifteen minutes away from a complete nervous breakdown. perhaps he is concerned about disappointing his idealistic humanitarian husband? (not possible.) perhaps he is constipated? (maybe.) he's not telling. just do whatever you have to do and get out. but talk to each other in the meantime, i guess.