let's see who gets crabs first

[etherslash]

Welcome to FACEBOOK. You are a student or teacher at Artes College, one of the top learning institutions in the nation. Whether it was hard work, luck, money, or god knows what that got you in, you're here to stay; and of course you need to tell everyone what (or who) you're doing 24/7. Let's hope things don't get too awkward! Oh, they will. Make a thread with your character's name in the subject line and this unfortunately becomes their facebook page. Comments/wall posts, likes, and status updates galore! Just make sure to specify if a message is private. ;)

Comments

[aquasweep]

Jude Mathis liked your photo!
Jude Mathis liked your photo!
Jude Mathis liked your photo!
Jude Mathis liked your photo!
Jude Mathis liked your photo!

[arcfire]

[ if you need alvin he's in his office chuckling at a laptop screen. ]

so, like what you see?

[ yeeeeeeeah he's pushing it. ]

[aquasweep]

[ --SHIT, CAN HE SEE ALL THAT ]

Oh, Professor!

Sorry, I didn't mean to spam!! But, um... You did look really nice in all of them.

[ he kinda wants to die. ]

[arcfire]

i went ahead and returned the favor. ;)

[aquasweep]

Oh, you didn't have to... I look really weird in a lot of the photos Leia tagged me in. Entirely her fault.

[arcfire]

looked perfectly fine to me. an honors student and good-looking. pretty lucky hand.

[aquasweep]

You really think so?

[arcfire]

do i have anything to gain by lying about it?

[aquasweep]

No, I suppose not. ... Thank you. You're very handsome, yourself.

If that's not too weird to say.

[arcfire]

no. i'm flattered. you really know how to butter a professor up. sorry, jude. i can't give extra credit for compliments no matter how warm and fuzzy they make me feel.

[aquasweep]

I wasn't saying it for extra credit! I really meant it!

[arcfire]

i know. i'm just messing with you.

[aquasweep]

...... Oh.

You sure like doing that a lot, don't you?

[arcfire]

what can i say? i'd get bored if i didn't have a sweet little honors student to tease.

[aquasweep]

Now you're just being a bully.

[arcfire]

i highly discourage bullying in a classroom setting.

but this isn't a classroom setting, is it?

[killubastards]

You sure do sound excited to be out of the classroom, Professor Buttfingers!

[arcfire]

[ HE JUST BLOCKED YOU NICE TRY THOUGH ]

[aquasweep]

No, I suppose not.

Does this mean I should be careful on that "date" on Monday?

[arcfire]

that's up for you to decide.

[aquasweep]

I trust you.

*up to you

[arcfire]

[ shit ]

a wise decision.

[ shit. PANIC MODE: ON ]