ANON POST 85, THE REDUX

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[(Anonymous)]

see, you're getting it already!

you're also posting in his locked thread. i like your rebellious spirit!

[dispensability]

Oops! Sorry, Kunikida! Not that he'll see this apology. I think his computer is broken. There's smoke.

[nooseance]

Did he really break it? That's amazing.

[dispensability]

To be fair, I don't think he did it on purpose. He's kinda freaking out about it now.

[nooseance]

That's because it comes out of his check.

[dispensability]

Poor Kunikida...

[nooseance]

Oh, he'll be fine. He does this twice a week.

[dispensability]

Actually, Dazai, this is the third time since Monday. I keep count.

[nooseance]

What else do you keep count of, Atsushi~? ♥

[dispensability]

Oh, lots of things! You'll have to be more specific than that. Why do you ask?

[nooseance]

Because this is supposed to be a place where you talk about your secret feelings!

[dispensability]

[ sweats. ]

I don't really have any... um... secret feelings.

... Or if I did, I wouldn't be talking about them on an anonymous message board. Besides, I'm signed in. What about you, Dazai? Are you keeping mysterious secrets from me?

[nooseance]

[ mysterious secrets are his middle names. ]

Why would I do such a thing? I'm a very honest person.

[dispensability]

Right, I'm sure you are.

[ he's smiling weakly at the computer... rip. ]

[nooseance]

It doesn't sound like you believe me.

[ with good reason. ]


Say, how about we play a game!

[dispensability]

[ he'll just take this chance to ignore that! ]

What kind of game did you have in mind?

[nooseance]

The question game! We ask each other fun things.

[dispensability]

Well, I'm not opposed to it, but how do I know whether or not you're going to answer honestly? And do we really have to do this here?

1/2

[nooseance]

Yes! It's the perfect place where lying is against the rules. Maybe lighting will crack down from the sky and smite me if I lie! Oooh. That sounds like fun. I could use a good smiting.

2/2

[nooseance]

Just don't feel pressured to answer anything you don't want to. Remember, this is fun question time!

[dispensability]

Alright, but the same rules apply to you. There's no need to take it too seriously. Anyway, go first?

[nooseance]

[ he's playing nice. ]


Favorite color!

[dispensability]

That's it? Really? Well, if you're that interested... sky blue.

What was your first impression of Kunikida? I only ask because he's finally tired himself out, I think, and I've always been curious.

[nooseance]

I knew when I met him that he'd be delightful to make angry. It's so easy!

Do you like coffee?

[dispensability]

Not really... Only with lots of cream and sugar, and only when I need it to be awake. There are some long nights in this place.

Why are your questions so boring?